The Twelve Claims of Christmas
Carol Ryan Meekma, Custom Commercial Cleaners
On the first claim of Christmas, my adjuster gave to me…
A fire sparked from a Christmas tree.
On the second claim of Christmas, my adjuster gave to me…
Two totaled cars and a fire sparked from a Christmas tree.
On the third claim of Christmas, my adjuster gave to me…
Three sore necks from two totaled cars, and a fire sparked from a Christmas tree.
On the fourth claim of Christmas my adjuster gave to me…
Four injured backs, three sore necks from two totaled cars, and a fire sparked from a Christmas tree.
On the fifth claim of Christmas, my adjuster gave to me…
Five stolen things, four injured backs, three sore necks from two totaled cars, and a fire sparked from a Christmas tree.
On the sixth claim of Christmas, my adjuster gave to me…
Six jobs litigated, five stolen things, four injured backs, three sore necks from two totaled cars, and a fire sparked from a Christmas tree.
On the seventh claim of Christmas, my adjuster gave to me…
Seven fender benders, six jobs litigated, five stolen things, four injured backs, three sore necks from two totaled cars, and a fire sparked from a Christmas tree.
On the eighth claim of Christmas, my adjuster gave to me…
Eight furnace puff backs, seven fender benders, six jobs litigated, five stolen things, four injured backs, three sore necks from two totaled cars, and a fire sparked from a Christmas tree.
On the ninth claim of Christmas, my adjuster gave to me…
Nine pipes a leaking, eight furnace puff backs, seven fender benders, six jobs litigated, five stolen things, four injured backs, three sore necks from two totaled cars, and a fire sparked from a Christmas tree.
On the tenth claim of Christmas, my adjuster gave to me…
Ten jobs no one wanted, nine pipes a leaking, eight furnace puff backs, seven fender benders, six jobs litigated, five stolen things, four injured backs, three sore necks from two totaled cars, and a fire sparked from a Christmas tree.
On the eleventh claim of Christmas, my adjuster gave to me…
Eleven sewage backups, ten jobs no one wanted, nine pipes a leaking, eight furnace puff backs, seven fender benders, six jobs litigated, five stolen things, four injured backs, three sore necks from two totaled cars, and a fire sparked from a Christmas tree.
On the twelfth claim of Christmas, my adjuster gave to me…
Twelve more months of business with eleven sewage backups, ten jobs no one wanted, nine pipes a leaking, eight furnace puff backs, seven fender benders, six jobs litigated, five stolen things, four injured backs, three sore necks from two totaled cars, and a fire sparked from a Christmas tree.
